While on an excursion on Roatan Island Honduras via the Carnival Cruise Valor I ran into this white faced monkey who loves to look at himself in the camera! Check out the YouTube video below. This is a great excursion at a bargain price! If you happen to be on a cruise with a port of call in Roatan Honduras, look for an excursion named something like Birds, Monkeys and Beach Adventure. Carnival charges $49/person. I encountered some of the best snorkling in the western Carribean. It’s a full day excursion that includes hands on parrots, three different monkeys that you can handle, and unlimited use of the beach facilities. I have more videos of Roatan on my YouTube page at http://youtube.com/user/rocklandusa.

Do we have any fans of Rock Band? Or course we do. Just announced Rock Band 2! The details as we have it so far is there will be a new guitar (as seen here) as well as “Quieter, more realistic, and more reliable instruments,” according to Harmonix. They continue “We’re also actively welcoming new peripheral makers to make instruments for our game. Just like real instruments, we want players to be able to choose what instruments they use…” As far as backward compatibility, all your original Rock Band tracks will work with RB2, and any future tracks will work with both versions. More information will be forthcoming when RB2 is officially revealed at E3 in July. Stay tuned.

It appears that Megan Fox may be a little more insecure with herself than we previously thought. You would think that being FHM’s Hottest Woman of 2008 would put your mind at ease against the competition. Megan is worried about something and she’s going to make sure that she stays in the spotlight when it comes to the new Transformers 2 movie sequel.
You see, Megan attended the casting call with the director for the upcoming Transformers 2 movie and REJECTED any brunette actresses that came in to try out! What a bitch!

“Megan is definitely the star of the sequel, and she wants to keep it that way. It’s fine with her if there are hot blondes in the film, but she’s made it clear that she doesn’t want any brunettes.”

The pictures included are from the Transformers 2 movie set … enjoy!

I’m gonna be honest with ya - I am not a fan of Drew Carey. Never got into any of his standups, TV shows, or Cleveland for that matter. As a matter of fact, Drew Carey on ‘The Price Is Right’ is just anther example of CBS debacle programming. Granted, no one could ever replace Bob Barker, but Drew Carey fails to deliver even a fraction of fun for a game show. However, Drew Carey did score some points in my cold heart the other day! Drew ordered pizza from Antonio’s in Ohio and had them shipped via UPS all the way to Los Angeles for the Saturday season finale of ‘The Price Is Right’. 45 pizza pies for his studio audience at a cost of $450 from Antonio’s. Obviously, this doesn’t include the UPS shipping costs! Way to go Drew, bringing a taste of home to your audience - awesome!! [Source]

There are only two reasons that anyone ever puts themselves or their loved ones on reality TV, 1) money and 2) fame. That’s it. Sometimes one of those is more important to the other. Why Hulk Hogan agreed to have his family followed around by cameras for Hogan Knows Best is probably a combination of the two – his family could use the money, and his kids probably wanted to be famous. Now, in an interview with People Magazine, Hulk Hogan has admitted that maybe having cameras invade the Hogan’s home may have been a bad idea and perhaps led to the divorce between him and his ex-wife Linda Hogan. “I just think the reality show amplified the problems that were already there,” said The Hulkster. In the interview, Hulk also expresses his continued love for Linda, his relationship with Brooke and Nick’s time in jail.

Come on Hulkster! The cameras didn’t do anything to your marriage. Sure, it may have amplified some of your shit, but the reality is that your steroids have distorted your values. First, you find no problem with putting oil on your daughter’s ass … in public! I mean seriously, do you REALLY need to put oil that close to her queefer? She can reach her own ass to put that oil on. MOST NORMAL PEOPLE only ask for assistance in putting suntan lotion on their BACKS! Secondly, Hulk was in attendence at Brooke’s photoshoot for Maxim Magazine (seen below). It was his idea for her to undo her pants to make it more sexy? Gee, I guess we are now that shallow that we have to sell sex through your own daughter in order to make money and for the sake of marketing. You’re a sick f@#$ Hulk Hogan.

FROM OUR MESSAGE BOARD: Chase is a lil cat who sadly was in an accident at 4 weeks old, which left him HORRIBLY disfigured. His owner claims that he is in no pain, which is good, if not surprising… as Chase doesn’t have a FACE. Actually, let me personally edit that statement: He has a face… there’s just no fur on it. Or, what’s the word for that stuff that keeps all your organs in place? Skin? Yeah, skin. He has no skin on it. Here he is, with a thoughtful black circle over his face. Click on the picture if you want to see Chase - Remember, you clicked on it!